Wednesday, September 20

Of close encounters... of the slimy kind

Tonight was a normal night. Meeting, homework, snacking. So there we were at FISH House, Lynn, Erica, Tyler and Josh, studying. Tyler was snacking on graham crackers and milk. And suddenly, he comments, very nonchalantly, very Tyler-esque: "Oh look. There are caterpillars on my graham crackers".

WHAT? Little graham cracker colored buggers feasting on Tyler's midnight snack?

Surprise turned to incredulity which turned to horror! Our food!! I instantly headed straight to my kitchen cabinet and checked on my DODOL. And my DODOL was INFESTED WITH WORMS!!!! The worst part? I had just popped one in my mouth earlier today. Ugh. I don't even want to think about it. God, please make my stomach acids strong today. I should drink orange juice. Or squeeze lemons into my mouth.

I submitted a work request stating: EMERGENCY! We discovered worms in our kitchen cabinet. Is there something you can do, please?

We discovered that one of our residents brought in the worms with her bag of rice. Ugh. God please kill all the worms.

Mom, please send me more dodol.

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